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evilsoutherngentleman:

gothiccharmschool:

geardrops:

ciarachimera:

teapotsahoy:

nonasuch:

This appears to be a movie in which Batman is a manic pixie dream girl.

I… I think I’m in favor of this? The shortie gloves and tap shoes are probably what put it over the top for me.

confused… but I think… I’m into it?

I think…I think I might like this 😳

GIVE IT TO ME

This … this looks like it could be fantastic. This appears to be a movie in which Batman is a manic pixie dream girl.” YES. GOOD.

<quietly folds up an envelope with money to buy a ticket and sets it aside>

victoriousvocabulary:

CONFUSTICATE
[verb]
Slang: to confuse, confound or perplex; bewilder.
Etymology: first markedly noticed in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit; a pseudo-Latinism formed from English word confuse.
[Abigail Larson - Advice from a Caterpillar]

victoriousvocabulary:

CONFUSTICATE

[verb]

Slang: to confuse, confound or perplex; bewilder.

Etymology: first markedly noticed in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit; a pseudo-Latinism formed from English word confuse.

[Abigail Larson - Advice from a Caterpillar]

gothiccharmschool:

Dear Self, 
Yes, this illustration by jillthompson would make a wonderful tattoo. Add it to the list of tattoos I will eventually get, and stop obsessing over it.

gothiccharmschool:

Dear Self, 

Yes, this illustration by jillthompson would make a wonderful tattoo. Add it to the list of tattoos I will eventually get, and stop obsessing over it.

Anonymous said: You know witchcraft isn't real? but even pretending its real and "practicing" it it a sin and you will be damned to hell.

medievalwitch: